Do you want to know what the best moment of my day is? Well, second best because the obvious best has to be seeing Luke. But the not so obvious best is when I get home from work, take off my bra, and breathe a giant sigh of relief.
What? Is that thought a little too much for you? Go take a cold shower, and I'll still be right here when you get back.
No, really, that is the BEST part of my day, followed by the next best part of my day when I take off all of my work clothes (I know, you need another cold shower) and put on my pajamas. I do this within five minutes of walking in the door at night. If you stop by my house unannounced at 4pm (and please don't, surprise visitors always show up when my house is messy), I will totally be in my pajamas. This is interesting because although I love to wear pajamas at non-bedtime, I absolutely cannot sleep in pajamas. I'd tell you how I like to sleep, but then you'd have to take another cold shower.
I also hate to wear socks. I feel like they're little foot prisons. As such, I wear open-toed shoes way before it's appropriate, and if I was sleeping in the middle of the arctic tundra, I still wouldn't wear socks. My feet seem to run at about 200 degrees hotter than the rest of my body, so not only do socks feel like foot prisons, they're like foot prisons located inside a sauna.
As long as I'm sharing all of this with you, can I tell you that I think tank tops with built in bras are the best invention ever? Unfortunately now that I no longer sport a pair of perky 34Bs, I don't get to rock them braless. But back in the day, I lived in those suckers, so I still have very fond feelings for them.
And finally, I'll leave you with this: skinny jeans are the devil, I would wear maternity pants ALL THE TIME if I could get away with it, and I hate pantyhose so much that I'd much rather flash my pale, stretch mark covered legs at the world than try to squeeze into a pair of those.
Do you still love me, despite all of my clothes issues? Because even if you love wearing bras, socks, pantyhose, and skinny jeans ALL AT ONCE, I would still love you. I might question your fashion sense, but I would still love you.