I'm sure I'm not the only one that goes through the day thinking, "If I could only invent _____, my life would be so much easier." Unfortunately, I can't invent. I can hardly put together Luke's toys, let alone make something that's never been made before. What I need is a scientist who has nothing better to do than be at my beck and call to invent totally useless but totally awesome items.
My first invention (okay, my scientist's first invention) would be temperature controlled bed sheets. I like my sheets to be warm when I first climb into bed, but then when I wake up later on, I want cool sheets. I'm one of those people who annoys their spouse by shifting around trying to find the cool spots on the sheets. I flip pillows, too. Imagine if I could just press a button, and BAM, COOL SHEETS. My life would be MUCH better. In fact, I'd never leave my bed.
Because I'm a nice person and love all of you very much, I would absolutely let you use my scientist for one invention. What would it be, and how would it make your life better? Oh, and no fair saying something all selfless like, a cure for cancer. We ALL want that, but my scientist is limited in that he (not that I think all scientists are men, it's just that I'm choosing to have a smoking hot male scientist at my beck and call--he also gives massages) can't cure diseases, he just makes things.